Did someone steal the fog juice?

I am Dooley's disappointment.

I am Dooley's inspiration.

I am Dooley's revenge.

I am Dooley's smaug.

So while folks may not have realized it, I made my own fog juice. After Curtis stole my store bought shit, he unwittingly set me on a path of discovery, and upon that path I learned how easy it is to make not just fog juice, but the thickest, whitest, chokingest fog that you never wanted in a closed environment. In case you're wondering, it's just distilled water (store bought), two parts plutonic quarks and one part cesium.